Archive for March, 2009

My Secret Voodoo SEO Technique

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I’ve been on the fringe of the SEO industry for over 10 years now. I’ve have watched it change from the good old days of when keyword stuffing would get you at the top of AltaVista to the modern day which uses some of the worlds most sophisticated software and technology.

And after experimenting, researching, listening to White Hats, Black Hats and an entourage of other SEO guru’s I’ve come to the conclusion that now-a-days effective “SEO” has become pretty simple. Not necessarily easy, but it is simple. The 3 steps below are my ’secret’ formula which has worked well, for instance most of our business leads for The Artists Web come from natural search and our advertising budget is practically zero.

Step 1. Get a high Page Rank

This is more important than anything else and also significantly more difficult than the following steps. I’m sure you already know what Page Rank is - and that getting a high PR is basically down to how many quality incoming links you have. In essence what the rest of the internet is doing is more important than what you do on your own site.

In my opinion, the most effective long term ways of getting incoming links are

  • Have a regularly updated interesting website/blog
  • Create a great web service
  • Create some viral content
  • Make lots of friends

Step 2. Know your target subject and keywords

Your website has a theme, and you have a target audience you wish to attract. Obviously the theme and the search terms your target audience use must align. Moreover use keyword tools to find out the specific language most commonly used - for example is which term is most searched “sell artwork” or “sell paintings”?

Step 3. Create a high PR page for the subject/keyword in question and apply a few simple techniques

Finally you create a page on your site, give it as much page rank as you can and make sure you are using the keywords appropriately. These techniques will help, but they are no silver bullet - really the without the first step (getting the high page rank) any SEO ‘technique’ is going to be of limited use.

  • Link to the page from every page on your site, or at least from your higher PR pages e.g. the home page. This ensures you are allocating as much page rank to the page as you can.
  • Put the main keywords in the page title
  • Write a compelling Meta Description, the meta description is often used on the search results page, this is your chance to write some compelling copy which encourages people to click on your link. Don’t worry about keywords, consider it similar to writing the copy on a paid search advert.
    Meta Description appearing in search results
  • Phrase your copy to natuarlly include search phrases. This is the only ‘trick’ that I use, just bare in mind your target search phrases. e.g. for the phrase “sell paintings”:

    Okay

    Selling paintings online is easy with our service.

    Better

    Our service helps you easily sell paintings.

  • Use appropriate keywords in the url e.g.
    Bad

    /page.php?id=1232

    Good

    /how-to-sell-paintings

Surely it’s not that simple?

Well actually I think it is. Basically google (for now english language search is pretty much all about google) has some of the best brains and technology continually working to ensure it has the most relevant, useful and authoritative results. It’s therefore simple enough to presume that long term the most relevant, useful and authoritative results will tend to feature first, so really all you have to do is be relevant, useful and authoritative - simple, but not necessarily easy. Yes there are plenty of other techniques and factors (HTML validation, link anchor text, page cachebility) but none of them

Finally, don’t cheat

And don’t be tempted to go for any ‘black hat‘ SEO technique - do not run the risk of being penalised. Think long term and focus on quality.

Make an impact, Customize your Twitter background

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So Mr Kirkland has just launched Artweet, a handy little service for pimping your profile with a customized twitter background.

Even peeps with photoshopping ability will still find it a useful as you can create your own personalised background with mug shot, message and might in 3 clicks and a few taps.

It’s new so the paint’s probably still a little sticky, but give it a go and lemme know what you fink. I’ll be adding more backgrounds and open to your demands/requests/pledges of marrage.

Why are you still stressed from your work? not working smart eh?

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If you’re reading this, I’m guessing you’ve got a roof over your head, a non polluted water supply and do not need to dodge death escaping from lions/godzilla etc. every day. In fact chances are you have graduated to the higher ranks of Maslow’s hierachy of needs and maybe even some designer crockery in which to serve your Gordon Ramsay Goat Cheese Salad. So I put it to you that the prehistoric fight or flight reaction called stress which is ultimately for saving you from imminent death is simply not relevant to your modern life.

How to reduce stress from work - work smart

There’s tomes of material on reducing stress, particularly at work, but on a micro level I think it all simply boils down to to what you do with your thoughts. Simply, being more aware of yourself rather than locked in ‘toxic thought’ is all it takes. There’s plenty ways of doing this, but for todays Mr Kirkland blog post, I’d like to explore the idea of working smart, not working hard.

To me, working smart means actively being aware of how you are working and looking for ways you can be more efficient, getting more done with less effort - a total no brainer! Working Smart is an attitude more than a specific technique, all it really takes is to stop regularly and ask yourself “am I working smart here?” For example I try dedicate some of my work time every week to reading up on techniques/practices that will make me more efficient or better at what I do.

In addition to the attitude of working smart, it’s important to identify where you’re not working smart and still working hard.

Tell tales signs of working too hard

  1. It’s good to work hard, I feel like I’m getting more done.
    This is a convincing and difficult habit to break - I almost equate this thought to burying one’s head in the sand. If you’re too busy working and not thinking about how you work, then chances are you’re not as efficient as you could be. Moreover if you motivation is driven by the feeling that you’re getting more done, then you’re not living in reality. Come back to reality, stop, go home early and think about how you could work smarter if you’re working smart then you’ll get twice as much done
  2. If I don’t work hard, someone else/a competitor will move in
    Maybe, but if your competitor is working smart then they’ll overtake you regardless of how hard you work.
  3. Thinking about your work outside of the office
    Simple, when you’re not at work, you shouldn’t be working. Even if you run your own business, take time out to relax and think of other things, you’ll come back to work fresher with more energy.
  4. Putting off doing your real passions
    If you’re not making time everyday to pursue your life passions, start now - don’t put it off. Don’t make the make “having to work” a half arsed excuse for not pursuing your dreams - it’s your life make the most of it now.
  5. I feel stressed but I just want to finish this task
    I think this is a classic symptom of working too hard, even though you know you are tired/stressed you get caught up wanting to finish some (usually trivial) task before you stop. If you realise you are stressed, stop immediately, do some breathing exercises, relax until you feel noticebly better - and if you can’t de stress in a few minutes get away from work completely for a while.
  6. Irrational Fear of Lizards
    It’s okay, lizards just want to be your friend - meditate, breath and relax.

Conclusion

Okay, I think that’s enough for today - write “I always work smart” on a post it note and stick it onto your forehead. No go out and play.

How to get excellent keyword search results

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After many years of toil, sweat and sacrifice I believe I have finally unraveled the secret to obtaining long term ‘excellent’ keyword search results.

Firstly, one needs to understand what “excellent keyword search results” actually means. And of course (as I’m sure you’re wise enough to know without being told), they refer to the most amusing results.

Top 10 Keywords, Sentence Game, January 2009

top 10 search terms sentence game 2009

amazing!

5 steps to success

  1. Start a simple word game website
  2. Wait for ‘mature’ males to start playing
  3. Stand back and watch the endless reams of nonsense and toilet humour amass
  4. Soon google will have enthusiastically sucked up all your “original” content
  5. Success! long term page 1 ranking for “spastic porn”, “frotage” etc.

Conclusion

Now-a-days, having retired from fortune acrued of the tens of $0.01 google adsense clicks each month, I spend most my days idling on the deck of my San Tropez yacht being fed organic grapes whilst simultaneously being massaged and bathed in goats milk.

Further reading check out the sentence game.


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